shit balls

shotgunning a beer
reckless on the backyard grass
where did my pants go?

Paper towel roll
says "Shut the fuck up Donny!"
Paper Walter glares.

lounging in my chair
tell everyone "I don't care"
then cry when you stare

Jam out on those ukes!
I'll sit here and drink my beer
piss myself later.

Little, Little Gnome
Not quite a man, yet bearded
you make me nervous

Backwashy boozin
Second guess the last flat swig
Fuck it. Drink it up.