CURRENT CONSPIRACIES RELATED TO SNUGGLEPUPPY: --------------------------------------------- 1. He's impregnating the backyard cats with his mind. 2. He's making Kristin's door stick in the morning. 3. He's autistic and allergic to cats. 4. He's a jerk.
The mind powers of the snugglepup extend far beyond impregnating the backyard cats. 1. He wins Yahtzee with his mind. 2. He controls gravity with his mind, as illustrated by the food tub that falls from on top of the fridge to completely cover the kitchen floor, whereby earning him a snuggly feast. 3. He makes me take my pants off.
The distinct possibility exists that it is also within his power to control the very fabric of reality. vis: what happened to last tuesday? I sure don't fucking remember.
i tried flipping my computer upside down to look at this properly, but all i did was break it. I WANT RETRIBUTIONS!
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1. He's impregnating the backyard cats with his mind.
2. He's making Kristin's door stick in the morning.
3. He's autistic and allergic to cats.
4. He's a jerk.
The mind powers of the snugglepup extend far beyond impregnating the backyard cats.
ReplyDelete1. He wins Yahtzee with his mind.
2. He controls gravity with his mind, as illustrated by the food tub that falls from on top of the fridge to completely cover the kitchen floor, whereby earning him a snuggly feast.
3. He makes me take my pants off.
The distinct possibility exists that it is also within his power to control the very fabric of reality.
vis: what happened to last tuesday? I sure don't fucking remember.
Snuggle looks very svelte in these pictures.
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