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I have dead things stuck in my teeth.

I actually don't have much dead stuff in my teeth. I do, however, have a lot of sawdust and formaldehyde in my sinuses, cus baby, don't you know that I'm a poster boy for sawdust and formaldehyde.

OH YEAH, IS THIS STUPID?

CAPTION: Opposition lawmakers, upon breaking through a door to a conference room at the South Korean National Assembly in Seoul, are sprayed with fire extinguishers by rival politicians inside.

Yeah, I guess it is pretty stupid. But its pretty gnarly too. And this is The Gnarchives.

this coming weekend

howdy everyone,

it's been hella days since i've seen any griz-friends. last time i saw anyone was elliott and lily just before new year's, but that was still almost a month ago.

luckily, i will be coming home this weekend to hang out, and i wanted to make sure that i would be able to see everyone, so we should all be sure to hang out. i am going to be getting in friday afternoon/night and staying probably until monday morning/afternoon.

i was curious to know if people were going on bike rides as well, because i can bring my bike, but i was wondering if it was even worth it. if people are down for devilsnaking though, that would rule.

also, i made a link to the loft blog in case anyone in interested in checking that out, it's on the right of the blogs just above the "about me."

as far as i have been able to tell though, brendan and daryl are the only people that post or check this, so whatever.

see everyone soon!
willie

AMERICAN HEROS IN JAPAN

TSOL PARTY TONIGHT

Fuck yes! The day has finally arrived! Everyone's gotta come over to the Boothe for 3 solid hours of listing to the great, mis-understood, TSOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!

If you're like me you can't wait to rock out to their later period stuff. \/ \/ \/

And then after the 3 solid hours of TSOL, if we have some beer and some pills left over we can listen to Joykiller! Fuck yes!

THE OFFICAL BEER OF 2009

This beer is most certainly haiku worthy. Even though it tastes kinda weird. Weighing in at 6.2% and for $3.99 a sixer at TJs it's the best buy you'll find.

The first time I got it was in bottle form out of one of those mystery 6 pack deals (also a great buy). And I thought it was pretty terrible. But I was drinking in between really good beers (I'm telling you, those mystery 6 pack deals rule). The second time I had it was in a sixer of cans. And the verdict: it's a really good, functional beer. It's most certainly not great, but it's good at what it does.

Lots of flavor, lots of alcohol. Modestly priced and fun to drink.

THE BRO-ISH INVASION

WHO WANTS TO PARTY IN NORTHRIDGE THS WEEKEND?

NUX FEST II

Are we going up to San Luis Obispo for the weekend? Tis a good question. Some people want to go to Joshua Tree, others Big Sur. And while those are both nice places to spend a weekend, I think the question we should all be asking ourselves is: are the loft punx gonna be there? Cause we all know that they wont so we should probably just go where ever they are.

Im gonna try and not black out this year.

-Daryl

PS: What's up with this shit.

Xia Mu's Birthday Party

Party it up in my hometown, Northridge, for Mu's birthday! I used to rollerblade in front of this house, and now I can go get drunk and listen to music. Nathan will be spinning some sweet sweet dancy delight, and there is rumored to be a couple of bands. (It is also rumored to be Nathan's birthday, though I can neither confirm nor deny these claims.)

9300 Geyser Ave.
Saturday, Jan. 10, 2009 @~9:00P.M.

CA COMP 7" AVAILABLE

For those of you who don't know- Matt Hart and I are destined to never be in a successful musical project. Something always happens and we are left with nothing. But now it's different. We now have something to show for our combined efforts, yet it really had little to do with either of us.

A band we were in for 2 band practices, a 4 song live set, and 2 poorly recorded songs named Crawlspace made it on to a 7" and it is available for consumption at the address below.

http://www.cowabungarecords.com/store/product_info.php?cPath=21&products_id=411

-Daryl

WIGS

Are they the fancy dresses of 2009? I guess we'll have to wait and see...

SCOTT'S BIRTHDAY KEGGER

New Year's Pizza and Beer!

Tonight is the first day of 2009.
Totally boring.
What better way to make it awesome than to eat pizza and drink beer?

Location: Elvira house
Time: When you fuckin feel like it.
Stuff to bring: Beer. Any unconventional toppings you might crave to have on your pizza.